Post by Brent Smith on Mar 10, 2006 0:27:53 GMT -5
Well, I alluded to this story when I originally started the alcohol board.... so here it goes.
This was back when I was living in residence, 3rd year university. The rez got a bus to take us all down to Wiseguys downtown for some drinkin'. I was in the mood for some serious drinking and immediately started ordering triples of Vodka and Sev. Drank about 3 of those in the first hour. Next thing I know, I'm on stage with the cover band, and the singer from my own cover band, and we're singing Fly by Sugar Ray. After the song, everyone is coming up to me, and telling me how great my harmonies were, including my mega hot British exchange student neighbor. Now I'm feeling really good, so I do a few shots with the girls from my floor, including one girl who I've had the hots for for a long time. Next thing I know, this girl (the one I got the hots for) comes up to me, and asks me why one of my girlfriends just bitched her out about treating me right and blah blah blah. Fuck, this girl had no clue that I had it bad for her, and now I'm fucking trashed and trying to explain the situation to her. As I'm trying to dig myself out of a hole, realising that she has no interest in dating me, all the shots kick in, and I gotta go to the bathroom BAD. I excuse myself like a gentleman, go to the bathroom and start puking my guts out. After hugging the toilet for about 10 mins, I realize that I have to take a mean-ass dump. So I start that little procedure... and pass out. I wake up, I dunno when could have been 10 mins later, could have been an hour, and have to throw up again. So now I'm puking, my fucking pants down around my ankles, and I pass out again! Next time I wake up, I'm on the bathroom floor (thank god this was in the handicapped stall). I shake the cobwebs, finish my business and leave the washroom, after scanning the bar to check to see if everyone is laughing their asses off at me, I realize, NO ONE from rez is there. Its closing time, and I missed the bus back to rez. I ended up having to cab it home.
This was back when I was living in residence, 3rd year university. The rez got a bus to take us all down to Wiseguys downtown for some drinkin'. I was in the mood for some serious drinking and immediately started ordering triples of Vodka and Sev. Drank about 3 of those in the first hour. Next thing I know, I'm on stage with the cover band, and the singer from my own cover band, and we're singing Fly by Sugar Ray. After the song, everyone is coming up to me, and telling me how great my harmonies were, including my mega hot British exchange student neighbor. Now I'm feeling really good, so I do a few shots with the girls from my floor, including one girl who I've had the hots for for a long time. Next thing I know, this girl (the one I got the hots for) comes up to me, and asks me why one of my girlfriends just bitched her out about treating me right and blah blah blah. Fuck, this girl had no clue that I had it bad for her, and now I'm fucking trashed and trying to explain the situation to her. As I'm trying to dig myself out of a hole, realising that she has no interest in dating me, all the shots kick in, and I gotta go to the bathroom BAD. I excuse myself like a gentleman, go to the bathroom and start puking my guts out. After hugging the toilet for about 10 mins, I realize that I have to take a mean-ass dump. So I start that little procedure... and pass out. I wake up, I dunno when could have been 10 mins later, could have been an hour, and have to throw up again. So now I'm puking, my fucking pants down around my ankles, and I pass out again! Next time I wake up, I'm on the bathroom floor (thank god this was in the handicapped stall). I shake the cobwebs, finish my business and leave the washroom, after scanning the bar to check to see if everyone is laughing their asses off at me, I realize, NO ONE from rez is there. Its closing time, and I missed the bus back to rez. I ended up having to cab it home.
